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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	nail your door shut and sit in the corner of your house with a gun pointed at your windows, in case "they" arrive.
Then, after lunch...	have an in-depth discussion of Marxism and its effects on the global macro-economy with a lamp post.
Dinner will consist of...	three fifths of Jack, a pack of smokes, and some Valium.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention.
At the height of your madness, you will call	vanagnessayem
And the two of you will proceed to...	go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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